It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures Godhas allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures.
By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things—and so can you

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as has been guessed right
It is inimitable Chuck Norris on the chuck norris fact :-"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live."
waddya know he is a big baby after all!!
kudos to "hari" and chittaps half points